This….this is amazing.
It is FUCKED UP that this is not a Tumblr.
I’ve kept a tab open with this post in it for literally a week, so I figured I might as well reblog it. Judge away, see if I care! I really need some Calming Manatee in my life right now.
My cousin and I once talked about how wanting a child is definitely a monthly and hormonal thing. I’ve known this for awhile now — when I see an infant and my first instinct is to kidnap it to rear it as my own as a single mom, I am more than likely ovulating. When I see an adorable family and for…
Let’s try this from work. Let’s try this from a chair, with a hard surface to rest my forearm as I lazily scroll out letters that form words no one will want to read. Let’s try this with better posture and more interruptions. Maybe what I need is more interruptions. Maybe I spend too much time…
OKCupid? More like OKCuT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Oh Swampy. I’ll always be your Valentine. #atomicbooks