twerks:

So me

(via blammies)

mattbelly:

the creepiest cats of ok cupid

(via buzzfeed)

whydoihaveablog:

idr3amofgenie:

This….this is amazing. 

It is  FUCKED UP that this is not a Tumblr.

worstfuckingideas:

reallykatie:

I’ve kept a tab open with this post in it for literally a week, so I figured I might as well reblog it. Judge away, see if I care! I really need some Calming Manatee in my life right now.

into it.

whydoihaveablog:

My cousin and I once talked about how wanting a child is definitely a monthly and hormonal thing. I’ve known this for awhile now — when I see an infant and my first instinct is to kidnap it to rear it as my own as a single mom, I am more than likely ovulating. When I see an adorable family and for…

buzzfeed:

Can we all just agree that shaking hands is hard?

can’t haaannnd-le this

kanyewesticle:

I want a relationship like this

(Source: hoodandfabulous, via wwiao)

whydoihaveablog:

Let’s try this from work. Let’s try this from a chair, with a hard surface to rest my forearm as I lazily scroll out letters that form words no one will want to read. Let’s try this with better posture and more interruptions. Maybe what I need is more interruptions. Maybe I spend too much time…

dropculture:

OKCupid? More like OKCuT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

(via looking-straight-grizzly)

atomicbooks:

Oh Swampy. I’ll always be your Valentine. #atomicbooks